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200.159.220.191: son asks dad

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If you have questions, ask them here and hopefully someone else will know the answer. (Answering questions will probably help you understand it more).

Since many of us (including I) don't really know how to use Wiki's, I suggest that we keep the formatting simple: I will post a template at the top of this page, and if you want to add something just click on the "edit", copy the template, and insert your question. Order the questions according to section (i.e. solved/unsolved; '''whoever created the question must decide if it is solved, and sort it accordingly'''), with the newest at the top, except for the template question. In general, I wouldn't retype the question if it's from the book because that's tedious and we all have the book.

(By the way, I think you leave a space between lines in the code to make a new line; that is, simply pressing enter once will not make a new line. Also, you can press a button at the top of the editing textbox that lets you put in simple equations.)

A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole.

" help help" shouts the horse

" don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out".

the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole .

next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again "

the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this"
and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole.

The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock.

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Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad said that's hard but i have an idea !.
Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for £1million quid.
Mum said YES.
Da said ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2million quid.
Sister said YES.
Well there son that's your answer , theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but
realistically we're just living with 2 Fuckin slag's

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